{"id":1882,"date":"2019-07-16T13:53:39","date_gmt":"2019-07-16T17:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/?p=1882"},"modified":"2019-07-22T09:46:26","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T13:46:26","slug":"winning-captions-spring-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/issues\/summer-2019\/winning-captions-spring-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Winning Captions, Spring 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"type-intro fullwidth\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-364x568.jpg\" alt=\"Creator: Unknown; Date: 1965; Location: Kingston, Washington, Rhode Island, United States; Administrative and Academic Units: 溏心vlog免费B站 Dept Of Electrical Engineering; 溏心vlog免费B站 Dept Of Ocean Engineering\" width=\"364\" height=\"568\" class=\"alignright size-third_column wp-image-1343\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-364x568.jpg 364w, https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-768x1199.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-656x1024.jpg 656w, https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-500x781.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain-1000x1562.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/magazine\/sites\/13\/2019\/03\/Middleton-Fain.jpg 1095w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 364px) 100vw, 364px\" \/>Readers had lots of fun coming up with captions for this 1965 photo of the late Professor of Ocean Engineering Foster Middleton (back) and the late Gilbert Fain \u201958, M.S. \u201961, Ph.D. \u201968 (front).<\/p>\n<p class=\"fullwidth\">Professor Emeritus of Ocean Engineering Malcolm Spaulding shared his insights about the photo: \u201cAfter completing his Ph.D. at 溏心vlog免费B站, Gil, who was Foster\u2019s graduate student, went on to become a faculty member at UMass, Dartmouth. Foster and Gil were extensively involved in developing side scan sonar systems (used to create images of large areas of the ocean floor) at the time this photo was taken. <\/p>\n<p>My best guess is that in this photo, they were likely looking at print output of side scan images.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr>\n<div class=\"cl-tiles halves\">\n<div>\n<p>While none of the captions you, dear readers, sent in, referenced side scan sonar work, many of you did geek out quite creatively with funny captions referencing punch cards, programming errors, IBM, Apple, Bill Gates, and even a good real-life story about a 1963 divide-by-zero error on an IBM 360, which resulted in a flurry of error-message printouts that looked much like the printout in this photo\u2014thanks to Dan Nichols \u201963 for his wonderful story.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>But our winning caption, one of the runners-up, and the majority of the submissions\u2014by far\u2014referenced the familiar scrolling CVS receipt. Toilet paper jokes were a close second. What can we say? Bathroom humor never seems to go out of style.<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, as always, for your funny and creative captions. Please keep them coming!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr>\n<h2>Winning Caption<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cI only bought one item. Why is my CVS receipt this long??\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Sharon Clarke \u201991, M.L.S. \u201906<\/p>\n<h2>Runners-Up<\/h2>\n<p>\u201c&#8230;and I\u2019m gonna start a pharmacy called CVS, and we\u2019re gonna make sure everyone gets a receipt&#8230;a big receipt.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Judy Nazemetz \u201972<\/p>\n<p>North Pole retains Ernst &amp; Young to audit Naughty-Nice List.<br \/>\n\u2014Jill S. Mason \u201982<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Readers had lots of fun coming up with captions for this 1965 photo of the late Professor of Ocean Engineering Foster Middleton (back) and the late Gilbert Fain \u201958, M.S. \u201961, Ph.D. \u201968 (front). Professor Emeritus of Ocean Engineering Malcolm Spaulding shared his insights about the photo: \u201cAfter completing his Ph.D. at 溏心vlog免费B站, Gil, who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-summer-2019","architecture-caption-this","architecture-network"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1882"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2226,"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882\/revisions\/2226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uri.edu\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}